Dear Diary, The Copier Is Judging Me

☕📚 Dear Diary, the Copier Is Judging Me: One Teacher’s Year of Chaos, Coffee & Classroom Survival

Ever feel personally attacked by a copier? Same. 😂 This book is for every teacher who has negotiated with a laminator, survived on cold coffee, bought “just a few classroom supplies” (then hid the receipt), and wondered how one tiny human can lose ONE shoe every single week. ✏️☕

Follow a hilarious year inside the classroom filled with messy moments, mystery smells, dramatic glue stick shortages, unpredictable kids, and one very suspicious copier named Kevin. Because apparently, even the copy machine has opinions. 😒📠

Inside you’ll find the real teacher experience:
✨ the August classroom setup optimism
✨ the “where did all my supplies go?” investigations
✨ the meetings that could’ve been emails
✨ the chaos before every break
✨ the kids who make you question everything… then melt your heart 5 minutes later ❤️

It’s funny, relatable, slightly chaotic, and full of love — because teaching is somehow the hardest job ever and the best job ever at the exact same time.

Perfect for teachers who are running on:
☑️ caffeine
☑️ sticky notes
☑️ teacher bags full of random items
☑️ and the hope that the copier works today 🤞📠

Grab your lukewarm coffee… Kevin is waiting. ☕😂

A love letter to teachers everywhere — because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry in the supply closet. 🍎🤣